"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)

"Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice."

- Anonymous

"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."

-Anonymous

"There are no facts, only interpretations."

- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)

"I just want to say to the kids out there watching: You can do anything you want in life, unless Jay Leno wants to do it, too."

- Conan O'Brien (b.1963)