"Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car."
— G.K. Chesterton (1874 - 1936)
"A smile is a curve that sets everything straight."
— Phyllis Diller (b. 1917)
"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."
— Dr. Seuss (1904-1991)
"Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing."
— Phyllis Diller (b. 1917)
"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'."
- Yoda ('The Empire Strikes Back')
"For most of history, Anonymous was a woman."
— Virginia Woolf (1882-1941)
"If you are going through hell, keep going."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws."
- Plato (427-347 B.C.)
"If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me."
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth (1884-1980)
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
"The soldier is the Army. No army is better than its soldiers. The Soldier is also a citizen. In fact, the highest obligation and privilege of citizenship is that of bearing arms for one’s country"
— General George S. Patton Jr. (1885-1945)
"On matters of style, swim with the current, on matters of principle, stand like a rock." — Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)
"Happiness is a warm puppy." — Charles M. Schulz (1922-2000)
"...it is not the big events that hurt the most but rather the smallest questionable shift in tone at the end of a spoken word that can plow most deeply into the heart." — Steve Martin (b.1945) (Shopgirl: A Novella)
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." — Dr. Seuss (1904-1991)
"To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult." — Plutarch (AD 46 – 120)
"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." — Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche (1844-1900)
"I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure." — Mae West (1892-1980)
"Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." — Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
I'd rather have it and not need it, than need it and not have it. - Mom
"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why we call it 'The Present'." — Eleanor Roosevelt
"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans." — John Lennon
"Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Love like you've never been hurt and live like it's heaven on Earth." — Mark Twain (1835-1910)
"That which does not kill us makes us stronger."— Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche (1844-1900)
"Women are like teabags; you never know how strong they are until they're put in hot water."— Eleanor Roosevelt
